Written by and starring
Alan Committie
Directed by Christopher Weare

FULLY COMMITTIED! is a spanking new comedy show packed full of Alan Committie's special brand of madness and comic hilarity!

Alan Committie is back at Kalk Bay! Two years ago, Alan brought you ONE MAN, ONE REMOTE and now he returns with a follow up to his hit stand up revue STRESSED TO KILL.

7 July - 1 August 2009
Theatre on the Bay, Cape Town.

Now he returns with all new material in this his 11th one man show!

In the late 1500's Shakespeare penned the Tragedy of Richard the Third. In this play the Bard told the story of the rise and fall of one of England's most notorious monarchs - The Hunchback King!

(Greek Accent): " No tits, no arse - it'll never work. Just a bunch of people singing around a microphone and telling silly jokes... But Ok , you want to make fools of yourselves, I'll give you the midnight slot for the next two weeks!." (George Milaris, owner of Black Sun - Joburg 1988)

One Man's Story, One Family's History

And it's her-story too: we Van Der Walts are equal opportunity herstorians, ag, historians, I mean bliksem. We have been here for centuries hier op eie bodem, here on our own bottoms - settle, settle - and this is our story. My story. Your Story. No, well, actually, more my story. So kom saam, let me take you for a ride through the annals of history - nee, kom nou, mense, I said 'annals', julle moet fokus.

Formerly Return to Send Up
In this show, Alan takes a skewed look at life in the modern world. How do we cope with and without cell phones, computers, email, golf, movies, television and estate agents!

Some of you may not know but Johan van Walt is an award winner. He won the SAFTA (South African Film and TV award) for best supporting actor in a comedy series - Laugh Out Loud.

It's official! Television is 30 years old in South Africa! To celebrate this, Alan Committie returns to the Kalk Bay theatre where he presents the continuation of TV or not TV...

In this brand new stand-up comedy show Committie explores the huge variety of choice that is available to us on the 'giggle-box'. He covers everything from disastrous decoders to suffocating soft porn and includes a look at reality TV, talk shows, Springbok radio, DVD technology and Saturday afternoon sports ...

Do you miss Knight Rider? Fondly recall MacGyver? Wonder whatever happened to the test pattern? Or are you simply wanting a good night out with lots of laughs? The hilarious one-man comedy TV OR NOT TV - written by and starring Alan Committie - is a follow up to Alan's last show Titanic on Ice (which was an exploration of film). In this latest comic escapade Alan takes a closer look at the world of Television...

What is it about the the little square box that captivates us so completely? Why do we go out of our way to make time in the day to pay our respects at the altar of MEDIA-OCRITY?

Alan Committie's comic take on the world of movies! Just when you thought it was safe to lose yourself in a celluloid fantasy or two, along comes Committie to turn all of that around...

In this 70 minute show you will see the recreation of the sinking of the TITANIC performed by one man and, during the rest of the show, Alan also pays tribute to great movie scenes in his own inimitable physical comedic style with sketches, monologues and routines. And he is not alone...

Alan Committie Is Formerly University of Cape Town!

Alan returned to his Alma Mater for a ONE OFF PERFORMANCE ONLY with his madcap brand of Stand up comedy, characters and sketches! Alan shared with us why life in 2006 makes him feel a little STRESSED TO KILL!!!

There was also a special appearance by the inimitable part-time security official Johan van der Walt... A spectacular one off performance to help celebrate 75 years of Little Theatre excellence...

Alan Committie and Robyn Scott as BENNY and BERNICE celebrating 20 years as entertainers in ONCE UPON A LAUGH!

Bernice and Benny are household names from the entertainment industry. Unfortunately that household happens to be their own home in Plumstead, Cape Town. And now, here they are, at the Baxter Sanlam Studio ready to celebrate 20 years in show business ... even though it's more a case of no business for the last 15...

In the vein of a spoof-mock-horror-physical-gore-fest-bloody-marvellous show, Alan Committie and Geatan Schmid team up and bring you the epic that is Dracula - my story!

This deadly duo have produced a dynamic, hi-energy clown show in which they retell Bram Stoker's tale of Harker, Mina, von Helsing and the battle against the evil that is Dracula!

The Clown Jewels II - with the financial help from The National Arts Council - promises more of the same wild and hysterical antics seen in the original show...

Alan Committie continues to pay homage to visual and physical comedians from the 20th Century and does so through a series of sketches, monologues and routines. This time you will see more of Peter Sellers and John Cleese as well as a special focus on Sid Cesar, Jim Carrey and a host of others...

In this brand new show Committie returns with a side-splittingly funny show which explores the wacky, hi-energy world of Slapstick and pratfalls...

Paying tribute to the all time great physical comedians like Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd, Charlie Chaplin, Lee Evans, Peter Sellers, John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson, the show highlights famous and not so well known sketches, monologues and routines in the field of visual comedy.